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The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.
Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
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Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
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Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
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To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.
Being understood should be much more important to you than trying to sound Bible.
The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made
"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"
When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her
Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it
Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.
Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.