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Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper

The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.

by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bible humper

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Bible 2

The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made

"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"

by yanopuedecaminar September 23, 2021


Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her

Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it

by Diablo De Azule April 4, 2017


Bible 3

Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.

Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.

by A possum possum December 31, 2021


bible trumper

A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.

β€œOH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! β€œ

by Randie Blonde October 3, 2020