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Taking a shit (in private or public) whilst listening to Black Metal.
I met this girl on Tinder and she asked me to come over and help her celebrate Varg's Birthday.
A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.
I just got my fifth Birthday Robogreeting today, this one from the Corvette Forum.
A present you give to someone but it really benefits you.
Jon: WOW, a garden gnome?!
Heather: Yeah! It matches the ones in my garden.
Jon: Thanks for the birthday boomerang.
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Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday
Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday is when your Age equals your birth year and your birth year equals the sum of your Birthday Date!
Example: You were born in 1960 and turning 60 years of age on 10/10/2020 (10+10+20+20=60)
(Sum of your Birthday is adding the Month + Day + Century + Decade)
Note: Called the Jeffersonian Birthday due to Jefferson Davis born 10/10/1960
Your 60th Birthday will be your Jeffersonian Birthday!
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Receiving a happy birthday text/call, tweet, and Facebook wall-post all from one person, on your birthday.
I thought I was more popular, but John was the only person who completed a Birthday Trifecta for me.
It's only 12:01 and I already completed Johns Birthday Trifecta.
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when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.
OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.
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the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
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