Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.

Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."

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matrimonial blindness

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.

Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

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cow blinds

Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.

What are Cow Blinds?

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Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

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blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

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Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

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banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

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