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I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.
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When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.
Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.
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When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy
"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."
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when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm
hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off
To block one's nom.
When a buddy refuses you a bite of whatever they're eating.
Man A - Dude, can I have a bite of your sandwich?
Man B - No.
Man A - Arrr man. Nom-blocked.
When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.
I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.
When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!