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7 minutes past midnight. (When your digital clock would display 0:07 O' clock.)
"I'll go to bed. It's already Bond o' clock, and I have to et up early."
the largest penis that has ever been identified.
Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?
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to me as I am The 'Creator of the Werd'
means put the stamp of your 'soul" or "heart' into the projekt or item you "put ya bond on' as well, and come correct. Be real. Making sure what you put "Ya Bond' on reflects you and what you feel for real, not what you 'think' will be best, politically correct or the 'People Will Be Down with'. DO you put 'your honor' behind it?
Werd Up and Respect to the earth, art, women and mothers; as we ask you to Spread it's message and listen to the directives or Create your own 'word' and 'put+ya+bond+on+it' because Eye am spreading my 'werd'.
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James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
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cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.
i james bond burgered my sister last friday
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serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.
the best man totally got pull a James Bond. That maid of honor, what a slut.
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