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also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.
Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.
Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
A song that makes you thirsty.
Listened to whiskey and rain by Michael Ray think I want a beer cuz it's a good booze tune.
When you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking.
Person 1: "Hey, can you had me a tissue. My nose has been super runny today and I can't figure out why."
Person 2: "Did you go out last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Sounds like you got a case of booze nose, bro."
Someone who can drink like an alcoholic, but doesn’t have the dependence of one
Person 1: If you keep drinking like that you’re gonna end up like your alcoholic father
Person 2: Shut up, I can’t be an alcoholic because I’m already a booze rat!!
going around a bar, drinking strangers beer until one of them punches you
wtf is mike doing?
playing booze rodeo
whats his record?
6 beers