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When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
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The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.
One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
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A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.
I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.
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Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.
“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”
Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.
Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.
A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
A girl attracted by bottle service.
We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.