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a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
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1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.
Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those
bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.
2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most
critical time of need.
1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!
2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.
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Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what
Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)
I have no examples for brandon
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1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.
2. A man with a gaping asshole
3. A giant cunt of a guy
4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
Man that guy sure is a Brandon
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A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned
Damn, that guy looks like a brandon
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A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK
Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
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A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon
Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here
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