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A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!
Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth
Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate
What cereal SHOULD have been called.
Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"
Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"
When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.
I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it
A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.
Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.
A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts
What would you like to do?
Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.