minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.
Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.
when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Brendan is a guy who loves many girls. the girls never love him back because he normally friend zoned himself before they have a chance. The girl he likes now is called Tessa. Brendan is a loyal Christian and will never portray god or Tessa.
Wow, your the best Brendan ever.
Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot
Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute
Very “special”, sometimes annoying, Psychopathic. Although he is very outgoing, love hungry (wink wink girls) and a very great friend. This crazy combo is what makes him great.
Brendan your being weird again
Awesome guy
Great friend
Very loyal
Every guy wishes he could be like him and be his friend
All the girls love him (and boys)
Great cuddler
fun loving guy at times
Good at sports but not an arrogant jock
Not conceited
Is nice to everyone
Funny and can make you smile by being himself
Party animal at times
Can be cold but is eventually nice again
Very smart
Best boyfriend
Loves animals
Athletic
Gay
brendan amd frank broke up xoxo XD