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The area of skin between a man's anus and the base of his scrotum. This area is normally covered in pubic hair, is a deeper, richer colour than the skin found elsewhere on the body, and sweats profusely, quantifying the 'smelly' tag.
The smelly bridge is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and orgasms can be greatly enhanced with a quick flick of a finger or tongue between the arsehole and the sack just before ejaculation.
The biological term for the smelly bridge his perineum, though it is also known as 'The Dark Meat'.
"Don't wipe forwards man, you'll get shit all over your smelly bridge"
"Man, I've been on this exercise bike for over an hour. My smelly bridge must be redder than cajun hot sauce"
Chap 1 - "Hey man, I've started shaving my cock and ballsack, but you know, i jst don't know where to stop"
Chap 2 - "Well I always stop at the smelly bridge"
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Similar to the Eiffel Tower but involving two guys and two girls. Each guy is doing each girl in the ass while the two girls are facing each other and are making out.
One time I saw a porno and it had the London Bridge
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The gender role reversal of the Eiffel Tower. The man positions himself in a back bend stance between two women, the first of which stands over his groin to accept the penis, the second of which stands over his face to accept cunnilingus. The two women may then hold hands or high five to complete the top of the bridge. Also called the London Bridge because it is the Queen’s sex position.
Guy 1: dude my back hurts so bad from London Bridge-ing Jen and Ann this morning.
Guy 2: What’s a London Bridge?
Guy 1: It’s like an Eiffel Tower, but better.
Daniel London Bridged the fuck out of us yesterday, it was awesome. I hope Alec does it tonight.
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a weekly web series about gods from Norse Mythologywho go to high school created by some Long Island, NY film students.
"Hey, whats that show where Thor plays basketball?"
"Oh, its called Rainbow Bridge"
"You know whats better than living?"
"What?"
"Rainbow Bridge"
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same as guch. Area between the scrotum and the anus. Completely useless, if you think about it.
I hurt me fucking smelly-bridge sliding down the banister
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2 guys stand with erections end to end. One pulls his foreskin over the other's penis and jacks him off.
- Two hotdogs sharing one bun
"Dude, we don't have any Chinese finger traps, lets make a man bridge using our foreskin and penises!"
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