Rug Button

The female sex organ. Also known as the Clitoris. Referred to as a rug button due to it's anatomical alignment with the rug (I.E. Bush, Pubes, Tang danglers, etc). Often referred to as the "Clit."

That chick has a huge Rug Button.
I could barely find her Rug Button because of her massive Rug.

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mong button

generally defined as a wikberg

he likes to press my mong button

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Benjamin Button

The state of looking fake-aged.

Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.

You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.

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Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

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cum button

When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like those candy buttons.

After your Mom blew me, I satiated her hunger with a freshly pressed cum button.

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button eye

a wry, witty explanation for that sexy... come-hither stare no one can resist.

"He was givin me the button eye so I went over and gave him my number"

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tummy button

the umbilicus; also known as a belly button. located just above the waist line.

I have a tummy button.

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