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When something is not good, but funny.
“Evan just shat his brains out”
“Lmao that’s calm”
Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time
"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"
"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"
A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"
"Bro, calm your loins."
The soothing feeling one gets from seeing the sky during dawn.
Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.
When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry