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1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.
“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”
“Sanford, North Carolina.”
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The act of stuffing a mouse up your ass and running through a cotton field
"Man, I tried the North Carolina Mouse yesterday and it was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had!"
"I herd that he tried the North Carolina Mouse. Man, I wish I was that daring"
A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.
just like a cleveland steamer only countrified!
lisa really appreciates a nice carolina chocolate drop w/ nuts!
(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".
I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"
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I personally believe places like The Miss South Carolina and everywhere like such as, and Urbandictionary.com can't afford definitions, and, uh, like, I think the urbandictonary.com education people should help us.
Thank you Miss South Carolina for giving us the true meaning of entertainment
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