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A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.
I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.
To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.
Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.
Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…
Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?
Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?
Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.
Kelly: I was afraid so.
The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!
Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique
Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
A sentiment to mark the occasion of a significant overflow, such as the end of a year, decade or millennium.
Happy New Year!
A carry flag is used in computing to "carry the one".
A scene in a movie similar to the prom scene in the film 'Carrie', adapted from Stephen King's 1974 epistolary novel of the same name.
Person 1:
"Hey did you see that paint scene in White Chicks during the fashion show?"
Person 2:
"Oh yeah! That's the Carrie White effect for you."
getting change in some practice
She is trustworthy and i believe she will never get carried away in this
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Looking older than you really are; looking like shit. The years have not been kind.
Bro, long time no see! What happened to you? You look like you got a case of the Carrie Fisher.
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