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Chef Don’t Judge
Instead of making a joke or slander at someone’s actions or choices you choose to say “Chef Don’t Judge”
Originating for the 2010s Chef Boyardee commercials where the Chef on the can sees someone dancing in the kitchen as if no one was watching and proceeds to say “Chef Don’t Judge”
“Dang can you believe Chris has a foot fetish?! That’s disgusting.”
“Hey man the chef don’t judge.”
when your joking with your friend and you want to “beat them up”.
more friendly way of saying i want to shank you... not as aggressive...
“ hey pussy”
“oi i’ll chef you up if your not careful bro”
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When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.
Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
A cheap rip-off of the Japanese Television show that favors the Iron Chefs and does not give contenders a fair opportunity, as shown in the Sakai Flay battle.
Wow!!! Iron Chef America really sucks compared to Iron Chef.
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When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.
"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"
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"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.
Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
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the hoodie above the clitoris when it it has dried, crusty, cum on it from last nights meal.
"it took me two hours to get clean the chefs apron after last nights appetizers."
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