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(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.
"Ah, naw see hear. You're under arrest see, for grand larceny, see. Also for, DOA. Or was it DUI?"
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A title given to females (or gay men) who can physically take and thoroughly enjoy many penises of large girth and length at the same time with ease.
1. Bro, Mildred blew two guys, gave one a handjob, and got nailed by two guys ALL at once! She's the ill beef chief!!
2. Dude... Bob said he never got banged by a guy before, but his asshole looked like Star Gate and he took all 10" like a champ!! He's such a lying beef chief!!!
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The most amazing soldier in all of history. As a Spartan II, he was trained to be the best soldier ever. He has saved thousands of galaxies and planets, and is definitely better than Spartacus, pie, the muffin man, and cute puppies. Do not anger his epicness.
Master Chief: Hey ladies, I just got back from saving the universe.
Ladies: OMFG!!!!! SIGN OUR BODIES IN PERMANENT MARKER!!!!!!!!
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The most amazing fuckin' war hero EVER. He completely pwned a whole alien race on a ring planet and can run fast. He also wears some pretty fuckin sexxxy armor. He is the equal to 1337, Pwned, Owned, and anything else in that category.
Geek 1:"Yo (insert name here) Master Chief completely pwnz.
Geek 2(the one who somehow SPEAKS in 1337):"i kn0, h3 i5 p2377y 4w350m3."
2 guys fighting over first player in Halo 3.
Dude 1:"I wanna pwn as Master Chief."
Dude 2:"well im sure as shit not bein arby, he's a gay alien. Im bein master chief"
Dude 1:(while pucnching dude 2 in the face)"fuck u im bein Master Chief. And y shud u be, u didnt even capitalize his name in your quote."
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The title given to a person, usually of Native American heritage, that shows very high levels of injunuity. Chief Injuneers often work alongside those in the profession of vagineering.
Nez is definitely the Chief Injuneer in this group of vagineers.
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The most kick-ass person in the whole fucking world,
Omg Master Chief is a fuckin' rapist!
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1.) Chicago radio legend, famous for striking a pig in an automobile on the Skyway (located on Chicago's Southeast Side), getting his homeboy's Billy Lawrence's pittbull drunk off Hypnotic and Boone's Farm, as well as getting into mischief with his crew (Fast Eddie, Billy Lawrence, Chili Davis, The Duke, and Matches).
2.) private plane ridin, fifth drinkin, gun slingin, .45 totin, ho bangin, coke snortin, dro blowin, keg pumpin, Timbo stompin, Indo puffin, Jager bombin, bow throwin, bar fightin, chicken wing eatin, Bentley drivin, rim spinnin, weight liftin, pass blockin, bass thumpin, money lovin son of a bitch!
1.) I heard Big Chief on the radio tonight! Him and his crazy crew sound so sexy.
2.) When I grow up, I want to have a lifestyle just like that OG Big Chief.
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