Random
Source Code
Random
This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(
Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."
"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
34👍 52👎
When a man shits on a women's chest and then titty fucks her.
I was so drunk I shit on her chest and couldnt control myself from titty fucking her. Thus I invented the skinhead chilli dog
6👍 7👎
Spicy Girl Power woman who can play just as tough as the boys.
"Car & Caps are the red and pink hot chilly vixens against Captain Tolosa and his henchmen!!!"
9👍 16👎
A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.
"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."
68👍 183👎
A taco shell filled with chilli-con-carni with cockroaches sprinkled on top
Dude - did you eat that whole chilli bowl?! You'll be dead in 10 minutes!!
1👍 9👎
The act of a woman half shitting regular shit and half diarrhea onto the male genitalia, putting it on a bun, and adding Boston Cream on it.
"Man we were doing anal, and out of no where she just dropped a boston chilli dog."
4👍 6👎
When you shit in between a girl's breast and then proceed to get a tit wank.
'omg last night's hot chilli dog was the shit lolz'
7👍 12👎