fat chips

usually a fat guy thats made fun of just because of its size and overweight.

hey look fat chips is coming run he is hungry.

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foot chip

crumbs of food or garbage that seem to magically appear on your feet when walking around your home barefoot; usually occurs when you have a large family of over ten kids

I had to wipe my feet on the stairs to get the foot chips off.

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Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.

Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"

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Chip butty

Britishism: A french-fried potato on white bread sandwich (I am not kidding.)

Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.

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chip an' chee

n. (a.k.a. chips and cheese) commonplace British delicacy, to be found in almost every 3am eaterie for around £2.00. Profoundly sautéed in 'graisse animale', the chips (fries to non-UK English speakers) are then drowned to taste in traditional seasoning (table-salt and industrial malt vinegar) before the 'pièce de résistance' - a delightful coat of the cheapest plasticky "cheddar-syle" cheese available. Voilà! Delicious.

The mis-pronounciation is a direct hommage, if you will, to the owners and employees of Britain's millions of kebab shops, and their unilateral endearing trait of being unable to speak English.

*3 o'clock a.m., any town centre in the UK*
Turkish guy at till: Whatchoo wan'?
Drunk customer: What? £5 for a kebab? I'll have fookin' chips and cheese then.
Turkish guy (to the guy doing the frying): Ey Sanjeet, two chip an' chee!

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Chip baby

Sticking a bag of chips up your shirt and claiming that you are pregnant with child.

Jon was due to give birth to a mesquite BBQ chip baby, but a swift punch to the gut led to the termination of the pregnancy.

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Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.

Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.

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