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A name mostly for guys, that is super rare for girls- but still exist for those very few.
Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations:
-while partying
-while kissing
-drinking?
-while angry
This kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She's cute, but not HOT. She's charming, but not too sexy either.
Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it's always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.
Hey, have you met that girl, Christian. She seemed like such a good girl! Who KNEW she could move like THAT!?
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Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.
Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
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A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
Deeeeeaaam, did you see christian today?
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1) Name of male boy. Not a girls name.. Often a person who is artisticly creative and loves music. Is considered to be rather funny. Is not considered to be attractive persay and has low self-esteem. Ironically not usually religious in nature. Often crushes on random girls and can't get over past relationships. Tends to be socially awkward at times. "Christians" also do not affiliate with past girlfriends and tend to think of them as being dead. Can easily be described as overly emotional. Is absolutely terrible at all sports, except random ones. ie. wakeboarding, bowling, skiing, cricket. Loves music and comedy above all else.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
1) Christian is a really nice guy, just not my type.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
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Christian, someone who is a great trumpet player is excellent at math and is very funny. Christian's know how to help you with whatever you may need at the moment. Christian's are also good at helping people with math and the studies they may struggle in. Christian is very kind and caring. He is very good at telling jokes. He is overall a great guy.
Christian is an awesome guy.
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The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!
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