So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!
He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!
A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.
Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!
He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!
A wild squeaker with rad tuberculosis.
Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.
Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.
Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”
The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball