class clown

the one kid in your class who makes the lesson remotely entertaining

Insert name, you're such a class clown

class spouse

A friend, usually of the opposite sex, that you get to know and chat with in a class because your other, better friends aren't in that class. Sometimes leads to hurt feelings down the line when one party mistakes it for romantic attraction. Similar to a "work spouse" at a job.

I didn't know Derek before this semester, but we sit next to each other in Trigonometry and are always trading jokes, so now he's my class spouse.

Class of 2031

Current 4th graders. Freshman in Aug 2027, Sophomores in Aug 2028, Juniors in Aug 2029, Seniors in Aug 2030. Too young to say much about, but they are starting to act like older classes and have phones. All have squeaky voices and are sensitive.

Person 1: "Class of 2031 is trying to grow up too fast"
Person 1: "I'm saying man they are so young"

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boring class

A class in Jr high, high school, or college that is boring af and that you want to get out of.

I hate being stuck in a boring class.

math class

a nonsensical hell that makes no sense

teacher: welcome to math class.
question: if train Santa the blue nose donkey leaves at 1:98 and train be is having an existential crisis how many elephants are in a can of tuna? And also find x

the smart kid: there is 657 elephants in a can of tuna because one elephant is 4:00 and 45 elephants is 6:00 that means that if train be is a Feminist then waffles are red meaning that the answer is 657. also x is in a bar on the floor because he drank to much demond blood

Class Whore

A person incredibly popular among girls for his charm and looks, and is known for hooking around.

Pretty good looking, eh? He's the class whore

Zoom Class

Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!

Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....