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When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
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hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen
i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face
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An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.
Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
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A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My Cousin Vinny".
boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!
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The self-proclaimed King of the Portal. He leads a band of animators known as the Clock Crew.
Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal.
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A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
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the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.
I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.
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