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A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.
Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.
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unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!
(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS
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The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
Steve: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Darwin: "Not much, worked on my computer tan"
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A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.
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Someone who can't stand not having complete control of a computer and everything on it.
Chance and Amanda were Powerpoint partners, but Amanda took it over completely, making her SO a computer Nazi.
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a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.
father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
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A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer
I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.
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