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a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight
A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.
I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.
Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.
Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.
Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?