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A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.
I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.
When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.
Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.
I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER
Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker
1. An extremely attractive person
2. Anything sure to turn a female on
1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."
The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache
My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.
a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!