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some one who is scared of scott on cod
i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse
When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
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"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
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"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
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"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!
The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…
My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.
the act of passing the fuck out due to exhaustion
Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it
When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
When a girl lifts a mans dick up, with her ass.
Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.