Creamy pasta

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the braids of a blonde female.

She didn't want to swallow so I gave her a creamy pasta instead.

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Creamy Lemonade

When a male urinates during intercourse, and them comes.

I gave that bitch a creamy lemonade last night.

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creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

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Creamy Oreo

Squirting your jizz in bewteen a black girls vagina or lips then squeezing them together.

Man, that girl just got a creamy oreo from that nerd!

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Creamy Bitches

1. An exclamation showing appreciation for a situation, outcome, or event.

2. An alcoholic beverage containing 5 oz Horchata, 3/4 oz Everclear, and a 1/2 oz Baileys. Served on ice.

CREEEEEEAMY BITCHES!

Holy shit that is creamy bitches!

I bet when the Free Masons ate Bruce Lee's backstraps that shit was creamy bitches.

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Creamy Knuckles

When fucking a girl, and about to cum, pull out and jerk it out so that your spunk oozes down your knuckles. This will resemble brass knuckles. Finally, just punch that hoe in the face.

"Dude..."
"What?"
"I gave that bitch a bruise AND my love juice on her face."
"Niiiiicee. I guess she got some Creamy Knuckles."

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Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip

Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise