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When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.
Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!
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When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.
I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.
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A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.
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a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
must be my quarter life crisis
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(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
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A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.
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A much used term used by director, Stephen Fielding to describe the current economic crisis.
Girl: Hey Steve! Whats up?
Steve: Economic Crisis Baby!
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