really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede
boy: bro mr crook is so black
boy 2: that’s racist you negro
Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly
he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook
Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
a oddly tall person with a deep voice that asks to play mc pvp every five seconds
Hunter crook is kinda gay
hunter crook plays mc to much
A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life