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(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.
Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.
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Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
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When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.
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The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!
That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!
When a females abdomen and vagina meet as one; another word for gunt.
Look at the size of that woman's belly crotch; gunt