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When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement
Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"
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Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.
"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
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"Wow this thing is very crunchy"
"Thats why i love nestle crunch"
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1) a fetid smell that applies to one stench alone: that of catshit. thus and so since the crunch-stench of a witch's familiar causes a distinct "*crunch* my god would that i'd be elsewhere in the nick of time... to avoid this *crunch.*"
on a molcular level or, as certain departments would have it, what it actually happening here is the high iron content typical in the diet of a cat is acting like a bastard on the palatte, not only grating whatever, fags booze or aged cheese eg stilton is on there of the sufferer to begin off, but also dressing the wound with shit particles.
2) the derivative of what it is to be bested
having consumed ~yard of purple tin (and this applies to BOTH definitions, not that we all don't enjoy a good listing) steve-dave for some reason stepped outside to piss, i mean like this is outside his own house, to be greeted right (your left) templewise with a bastard. down he goes, into the local witch's familiar's ~week, ~week 1/2 old shit.
ooooh... now that's gotta crunch-stench.
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when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers
christina sharted some nestle crunch again
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when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch
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My brosef and his Waffle Crunch are ridonkulous.
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