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cupcake eater

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.

My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.

by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010

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CupCake Stan

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.

Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"

by Misskawaiigirl August 23, 2017

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.

"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"

by Hopf December 22, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


East Cupcake

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

by junior goddess November 22, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golden Cupcake

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.

Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat

by ThreeG October 23, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck cupcake

Putting an xtc tab up your ass, then having some one sodamise you to the point of ejaculation.

"Ralf gave me a fuck cupcake after I had knuckled a E"

by ubershock June 24, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž