(_)(_)==========D

A better version of the internet penis

Girl; I'm hungry.
Me: Suck on this (_)(_)==========D.

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:d

a not-so-common emoticon with two possible meanings:
1) "blech"
2) trying to touch your tongue to your nose.

this emoticon was invented by casey and aristo.

1) we should be studying for our physics final :d

2) look, i can touch my tongue to my nose :d

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d

short for "dick" usually said by slutty girls

he gave me the d

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$D

"Cause we swagging we smiling so hard
Dollar sign smiley face like a Boss"

$D is an emoticon to represent a Swag Smile. This type of smile is Boss it will make everyone in the room turn to look at you smile and notice your swag. Went sent as a text message it allows the recipient to understand, you are Swagging like a boss!

Me: You are gold girl, I am keeping you
Her: rofl
Me: Is there someone that would object ?
Her: go for it shit lol, it'll be hot
Me: $wag $D
Her: :D

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'd

Suffix used for abbreviations that lamers tend to stick onto full words for absolutely no reason.

Don't use "'d" incorrectly. It'll only make you look like a n00b.

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d&d

a role-playing game played by lonely white kids. D&D provides a useful social function by preventing these kids from killing themselves. It also helps to give such kids a false personality to make-up for their glaring deficits.

While playing D&D, Ted yelled in a nasally voice: "My wizard shall destroy your ogre in a manner of two hit-points... Pass me the ten-sided die Fred"

Jeb says: I will spend all of my D&D points towards my charisma category. That way I can believe that I am wOOtw00t in the face of all contradictory evidence.

In an awkward moment of reality, Terry says, "Hey Ted, Jeb, and Fred, I'm so glad we play D&D six times a week. If it wasn't for you guys, I would hang myself"

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:D

tommyinnit.

oh my god, thank you all so much! :D <3

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