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An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
Dane: your mom is so fat that she looks like a big ballon
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up dane
A person who has no sexual appeal, cannot attract a human and wanks to cows; also known as the fucker of goats. xd
The girl ran away as soon as she saw Dane and the goat was the last one standing.
baddass human being, independent, powerful and an ethereal creature by God. no matter where they are, they'll always dominate the situation even the world and the entire universe. no one's can't replace dane.
wow, dat bitch named dane totally flawless
The best person you'll ever meet. She is kind, supportive, funny, caring and really awesome. Her music taste is elite and basically everything about her is perfect. "Nobody is perfect" doesn't apply to her at all. She is also a dinosaur 🗿
Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.
Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”
Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”
Them: “Mmhmm.”
Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
he's a hot, hunk, crispy-licous, juicy-licious bortalord daddy. no cap. also, he's married.
someone: who's that mf
baileigh: THAT'S MY HUSBAND. dane's such a handsome man <3_<3 heart eyes
Funniest guy to hand around.
The class clown.
why are you so Danes😀