Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.

The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.

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packing danger

Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.

Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.

Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".

The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"

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Danger Shag

Danger shag.....Basically you get a bird in bed (prefrably of the african/african american sort) and you go to her house and proceed with natures intention of pile driving making as MUCH noise as possible while the father's downstairs.....when you're close to the end of your stamina bar you shout said fathers name and have to finish and tidy yourself and the surroundings up before the behemoth makes it upstairs and (pardon my french) fucks you up from the inside out

I had a Danger shag the other day but i got caught and her dad snapped my dick off

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Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

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nae danger

Scottish term used to express disregard and/or little significance of subject. Derived from acclaimed comedy Chewin' the Fat.

Abbreviations: "Nae Dang" " N.D"

" Nae danger Big man"

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Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

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Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

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