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David

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020


david

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos

he has big davids
he can david away

by glizzy squad November 9, 2022


David

A god amongst men

Look at David over there

by ~Davethagodd April 10, 2020


David

Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily

David is my friend

by USAPresident May 25, 2020


David

Acts sped but is smart

That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is

by erix123 January 19, 2020


David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020


David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019