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A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican
On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!
be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out
National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!