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When you have overwhelming belly fat preventing you from being able to witness your own genitals. Also known as your spare tire.
That fattys got a bad case of dunlop disease
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When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.
Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.
Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)
that kid has moscow disease.
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2\3 of North American girls have this without realizing. It's the assumption that someone will come and "rescue" them; and that their love of their live will come to them and make everything better.
Thus, some may not study or worry about marks and simply chose to be housewifes because they will find their dream husband.
guy1 - that girl's thinks shes so hot..she never even comes to class
guy 2 - yah, she suffers form cinderella disease
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When one tends to seek out friendships or sexual relations with anyone except African Americans (hence "no blacks") while often claiming to not be racist. Commonly infects (but is not exclusive to) Caucasian gay males in the southern United States and is often reworded as a "preference" to avoid being labeled as a racist.
Symptoms include: frequent usage of phrases on social networks and internet dating profiles like "No blacks!", "White or latino only", "White only", "Not into black", "Sorry, not racist, just a preference", "No black guys", "Let's keep it white", "Not interested in black", and more colorful or exotic variants to lessen the blow, such as "Not into chocolate cake".
I hate adam4adam; it's like, every other profile you click on, the dude either has HIV or Noblax disease.
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A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
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The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.
Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!
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n. the disease in which a person spontaneously starts running and runs out of sight.
I spent last night in jail because the police didn't believe I had running disease!
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