As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

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Doing a Goodman

When you loosely agree to attend something with no intention of attending. Eg not a good Man

He's Doing a Goodman he hasn't shown up

doing ninety

Going fast, speeding up

We were doing ninety up the road

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

Doing a Kai

The term "Doing a Kai" is given to an individual when they are intoxicated and laying on the floor in a paralytic state in a pile of their own sick, screaming obscene words at passers by.

Bro, don't be doing a Kai in my kitchen alright?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?

Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on

Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'

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Doing a Daniel

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.