do you use knee pads?

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.

hey ______ do you use knee pads?

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Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

1. The most addictive song ever (from the blockbuster Frozen)!
2. Another way of saying "do you want to have sex?".

I can't stop singing "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?"!

I wanted that pussy, so I asked my girlfriend, "do you wanna build a snowman?".

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Where do you get off?

1. (inquiry) Used when someone has crossed the line, in your opinion.

2. One of the very funny Lines from the very unsuccessful film Hot Rod

1. Friend 1: DUDE I JUST TONY DANZA'D YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND!
Friend 2: Where do you get off?

2. Rod: Where do you get off?

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Do You Even Lift Bruh?

Used during arguments about ones physical fitness or used as a question to ask, "Do you work out?" with 'bro' said in an obnoxious way on the end.

Athletic Kid: You're so out of shape. Do you even lift bruh?

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Do You Have Hair?

1) A person with funny hair, such a red hair.
2) An obvious answer.

1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?

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do you know de wae

The art of asking someone the way...

Do you know de wae?
Yes, I do know de wae.

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Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

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