I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

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“Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”

Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!

Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.

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I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!

Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

I like u but I don’t like u

U like sumbody but u don’t wanna get ur feelings hurt

Shiloh: I like u do u like me? Makaliah: I like u but I don’t like u . Makaliah’s TikTok user : Whoskayllaa

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I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

Woah

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine