The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.
Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"
Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."
Sleep with your mates ex mrs
Did you do a doug? Yeah bro steves mrs goes hard
Idk, it’s up for interpretation
I don’t know how to understand this court ruling, its Doug Scott.
That weird beard thats only on the sides
A Guy: what is that beard!!!
Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard
When you get so high you fall head first from your chair.
Person 1:" Wow jake so slumped he fell back from his chair"
Person 2:" Yea he got doug dimmadomed."
being told that your code is actually worst than Doug's bad code
Jay : dude, that is just crap code, the worst i have ever seen.
Tom : bro, you just like sooo doug-tuned him
The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.
Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"