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(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.
Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!
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Short form of "the driver's highway."
You've probably heard this expression in the opening theme of Great Teacher Onizuka in which the whole sentece is:
"I'm in the coolest driver's high"
Some people translate that expresion like: "My adrenaline is at its max level right now" but in this case, the meaning is quite literal; it refers to the fact that the person is riding his vehicle on one of the coolest highways ever.
-"Do you like riding your bike at full speed?"
-"Yes, especially on this driver's high, man!"
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1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:
1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
Mike Harris is such a penis driver
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Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.
It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!
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The ultimate designated driver.
Guy 1: "I-I be fffucked up yo."
Guy 2: "Call a-a-a cab brooo."
Cab Driver: "Ah shit."
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Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.
A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.
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