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epic rape

To own or "rape" someone so bad it becomes legendary. Death may ensue the person who was owned.

Did you see the StarCraft match between Jaedong and Firebathero? It was an epic rape!

by GarlicPepper June 9, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic War

A game developed to waste a humans life. A strategy is developed at first but when the player gets hold of certain items and spells, the game takes no skill to beat while the person persistently keeps upgrading the game for the game's sake.

Person 1: i played epic war 1-4 ! man it was awesome !
Person 2: oh did you go to work???
Person 1: uhhh no
Person 2: wow you really look like a dumbass doing the same thing over and over again right?

by wassapening July 27, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Sal

1. A man of epic proportions.

2. A man who has no fears.

3. A man who is desired by everyone.

WTF? Is that man over there fighting a lion?

No thats just Epic Sal, being Epic Sal!

by tutolandia October 15, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Welfare Epics

Epic quality items in the video game World of Warcraft that are obtained through grinding PVP. These items are generally on par with the highest quality items in the game and can be easily had by anyone with only a minimal investment of time.

No skill is required to obtain a Welfare Epic.

I was just killed by some faggot mage in season 3 welfare epics.

by AnonWoWfag November 29, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Nap

An epic nap is any nap which begins as an intended 15-minute to one-hour venture and ends as a 5- to 8-hour excursion through the valleys and mountains of the realm of sleep.

Additionally, if you have two major events scheduled in a day, and you take a nap between the two, causing you to miss the second of said events, this nap may qualify as an epic nap.

Finally, if you make plans with friends, but decide to take a nap before you go out, and then end up sleeping for an eight- or nine-hour period during which none of your friends can reach you and may begin to presume you dead, this may also qualify as an epic nap.

"Man, I was so tired after my final. I went home to take a nap, right? Fell asleep at 1, meant to wake up at 2, but ended up sleeping until 9! Epic nap."

"Man, I was so tired after my first final. I went to the library to get a nap before my second one, but I ended up sleeping through it! A custodian woke me up when they were closing the building. Epic nap."

"Nikki said she was going to go to the movies with us, but none of us could reach her. We started to worry that she might be dead or something, but it turned out she was just taking an epic nap."

by EKUTheatreKid May 2, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic fail

Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.

Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.

Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?

Person 1: ._.

Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail

by DHB April 27, 2008

587๐Ÿ‘ 244๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic gamer

someone who spends more than 8 hours a day gaming. ok now THIS is epic

Most streamers are epic gamers

by dowcwow himself October 29, 2018

50๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž