egg banjo

Military slang for a sandwhich, the filling of which consists of one or more fried eggs.

I'm so hank I could murder 10 egg banjos.

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lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

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egg cult

our god is an egg, our toilet is an egg, our bed is an egg, our phone is an egg, EVERYTHING IS AN EGG. JOIN THE EGG CULT AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN EGG

my phone is an egg because i'm apart of the egg cult where everything is an egg.

post-egg

A delicious plate of chicken.

All my niggaz like hot sauce on their post-eggs. Ya feel me?

Egg Fella

A cool little egg with sunglasses. A mascot of a microwave egg cooker brand advertized on informercials and later popularized by the YouTube channel "Cold Ones", who have made and sold merch of the character. Quite the funny lil fella indeed.

"Have you seen this lil egg fella?" Max told Chad for the 40th time that day.

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

snowbird eggs

Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.

I think Troy just found some snowbird eggs in that oleander bush over there.