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a very rich tori, who is very very gay for his husband. he wants to interest you in essential oils. he hopes this definition finds you a husk of a person
person 1: hello Elias Bouchard
Elias Bouchard: may i interest you in essential oils?
A character from the Magnus Archives, a horror podcast. The head of the Magnus Institute. His entire personality is based on being an omniscient asshole
Side character 1: Elias Bouchard somehow knew exactly how my aunt died
Side character 2: Yeah, you get used to it, eventually
Another name for a penis wrinkle typically used by 6th graders
Person 1: you elais Lewis
Elias lewis: *dies*