Cuck eli

A man who gives relationship advice to single men who don't want to date.

That man is a cuck Eli don't try to help him.

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Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

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Eli

Eli has a tiny miggett cock but he’s supper strong and has a great personality but he has a miggett dick

Eli has a miggett dick

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Eli

An asshole that dates a thot

Eli is such a bitch ass who capes and thinks it’s cool

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Eli

A little bitch and gettin shit on by ex’s

Eli is a little bitch who quit football

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Eli

Really fucking hot. Makes you question your sexual orientation.

Dude 1: I'm straight
Dude 2: Hey look, it's Eli!
Dude 1: Hmm

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Eli

Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor

Eli fuck off

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