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The pronunciation and spelling of British-english twisted up and made to fit the way americans live. made up of many different accents and sub-languages.
Hey man, open the damn trunk throw that fuckin body in it and lets get the hell outta here
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a english kiss is a kiss which is known to lead to sexual activity
english kiss leads to oral sex or sexual intercourse
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AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.
Old English, My crunk Juice
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When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.
Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.
*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile
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The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.
"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.
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Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face
"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"
Person 1: "Why is he puking?"
Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"
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A spliff loaded with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. Significantly wider around than a normal joint, the English-style spliff is tapered, and the bigger end is lit while smoking. The addition of plain tobacco to the weed makes for a smoother, more pleasant smoke, and extends the burning time.
Mikey and Dan went to the basement to smoke an English-style joint.
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